Saturday, May 29, 2004

And There Was Much Rejoicing Amongst Optometrists

  • I think we can all breathe a sigh of relief that this international crisis is over.

  • Have a swinging good Memorial Day. Any day that contains a Mambo version of the Doors' "Light My Fire" is a good day (13:33 into the May 22 show).

  • Every once in a while I will read a story about someone who comes down with every soap opera's favorite plot twist: amnesia. Admit it, haven't you secretly wished that you, too, could somehow get amnesia? I would get to meet my wife again, I'd have a whole shelf of CDs that I had never heard before, and I would have no recollection of Steve Urkel.

  • Every breath that Toby Keith takes is a testament to the failure of the music industry. I wish someone would give me £5 for putting up with his noise.
    (That's an astonishing $9.16 in U.S. dollars, by the way)
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