I'm in this picture. No, I'm not the guy in the green and blue jersey. No, I'm not the guy in the red and black jersey, either. I'm the guy in the red jacket (see my leg?), standing an inch off the touch line, screaming like a girl at a Justin Timberlake concert in excitement because Woody (the guy in the green and blue jersey) is about to score a try.
This is usually about as close as I ever get to scoring a try -- standing on the sidelines and watching someone else do it. Occasionally, I get to view a try whilst actually on the pitch, when an opposing player runs me over to score one.