I've been married for five years now, and I have thoroughly enjoyed every moment of it. But I'll admit to you that occasionally I wonder what life would be like if I were on my own. Here's what it would be like:
On a Saturday I would call all of my friends, twice. They would either be busy or not answer their phones and I would spend the night watching the Olympic gymnastics trials. That Tasha Schwikert is a looker, but I'll be happy to see my wife return.
By the way, based on the female gymnasts, it appears that glitter is a part of the U.S. Olympic uniform. I'll be interested to see whether our wrestlers follow that trend.