Wednesday, June 23, 2004

Worldwide media take note

As a tertiary member of the Vast Media Conspiracy, I feel I have the authority to make certain important decisions for the media community as a whole, such as how we should refer to the coupling of Marc Antony and Jennifer Lopez.

When J-Lo was paired with Ben Affleck, we called them: "Bennifer." Following that theme, I hereby decree that Marc Antony and Jennifer Lopez shall be referred to as: "Antelopez," also acceptable is "Anto-Lo."

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