Thursday, July 29, 2004

Combat cutlery

  • Behold: The hot-air powered Maestrofoon, the rocket-powered bicycle, and a number of other things that probably seemed like a good idea at the time.

  • How to spot a problem individual: "the caller asked them to pick up Nair, razors and a pizza before coming to his home."

  • Congratulations, Houston, on your 53rd light-rail accident!

  • Progressive minds in Arkansas have legalised Girl Scout cookies. If Girl Scout cookies are outlawed, only outlaws will have Girl Scout cookies.

  • Something tells me this study was commissioned by corporate America: Taking vacation can give you a heart attack.

  • This morning at the office, whilst practicing for my Olympic event, I heard the sound of someone eating chips (aka, crisps) in their toilet stall. That's just a wee bit unsanitary, isn't it? Clearly we need more children's songs explaining proper toilet use.

  • At least the Welsh are properly educated.
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