Wednesday, July 14, 2004

Drag queens and baby feet

  • You know, when a drag queen needs expensive new shoes, he will stop at nothing to get them.

  • "Bender claimed she was euthanizing the creatures" -- with a shovel. Sure. That makes sense; that's how we took care of Grandma.

  • If you are planning a trip to Kansas City, Kan., you might want to reschedule, due to the butt-biting bats.

  • Wait a second, this baby foot tastes like chicken. I want my money back.

  • Here's an entertaining John Edwards campaign commercial. No, wait. I got him confused with "Rowdy" Roddy Piper again. Extra points for anyone who has even the slightest clue what he's talking about.
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