You know, when a drag queen needs expensive new shoes, he will stop at nothing to get them.
"Bender claimed she was euthanizing the creatures" -- with a shovel. Sure. That makes sense; that's how we took care of Grandma.
If you are planning a trip to Kansas City, Kan., you might want to reschedule, due to the butt-biting bats.
Wait a second, this baby foot tastes like chicken. I want my money back.
Here's an entertaining John Edwards campaign commercial. No, wait. I got him confused with "Rowdy" Roddy Piper again. Extra points for anyone who has even the slightest clue what he's talking about.