Man, I want to be paid $100 a day to blow up balloons.
Yet another reason why I left San Diego.
The fascists in Daytona, Fla., seem to think this is somehow wrong.
You may or may not remember the Cleveland woman who several months ago claimed that she had conveniently lost a $150 million lottery ticket. She is doing her best to capitalize on her notoriety. I expect she will release a porn video soon.
I present you with evidence of David "The Hass" Hasselhoff's genius. Honestly, what is happening in this video?
The Hass' video makes Leonard Nimoy singing "Bilbo Baggins" seem perfectly normal. Almost.
CORRECTION: Yesterday's post was, in fact, my 72nd. Please adjust your scorecards accordingly.