Thursday, July 22, 2004

The Hass' evil genius, sans genius

  • Man, I want to be paid $100 a day to blow up balloons.

  • Dang.

  • Yet another reason why I left San Diego.

  • The fascists in Daytona, Fla., seem to think this is somehow wrong.

  • You may or may not remember the Cleveland woman who several months ago claimed that she had conveniently lost a $150 million lottery ticket. She is doing her best to capitalize on her notoriety. I expect she will release a porn video soon.

  • I present you with evidence of David "The Hass" Hasselhoff's genius. Honestly, what is happening in this video?

  • The Hass' video makes Leonard Nimoy singing "Bilbo Baggins" seem perfectly normal. Almost.

  • CORRECTION: Yesterday's post was, in fact, my 72nd. Please adjust your scorecards accordingly.
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