Tuesday, July 13, 2004

Reunions, Time To Look For Failures

My mean old editor insisted I change a reference to having sex with farm animals, but here it is nonetheless: This week's column.
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Anonymous said...

Hmmm...I too was hoping that reunions were a time to see that the mean cheerleaders had packed it on and were smoking Newports, and that the idiot football players were selling insurance. Is there no justice?
i think I'll still go, though, as long as it's not actually held at TJ...is it?


Chris Cope said...

Ours was held at overpriced tapas bar Solera -- in downtown Minneapolis. But then we only got two items from their overpriced tapas menu, a fruit plate and we had to pay for drinks. I have no idea where the $40 each couple had to pay went. Somebody cashed in on that thing.