I actually learned something today. When dealing with killer bees, "do not jump into a pool. The bees will wait for you to surface to attack."
Dang. There goes my cunning plan of escape.
And if you dive into the water around these parts, you might come face-to-face with a mutant frog.
One of my favorite aspects of the Olympics has been Marcello the Brazilian superhero. He became a fixture during the beach volleyball competition, and I feel that NBC, nay, the whole Global Media Conspiracy, have completely dropped the ball in failing to pay more attention to him.
The crime in Sweden is out of control: "A shadowy group of militant Stockholmers" have decapitated a fiberglass cow.
Truer words were never spoken: "It's sad in any situation where you got two people that at one time professed to love each other resort to deadly weapons."
Remember Paul Pfieffer from "The Wonder Years?" That character was played by Josh Saviano. Josh is now available to assist in your legal needs.