The U.S. women's Olympic soccer team won 3-0 today against Greece.
Then, despite not understanding a word, I watched the Mexico men's team play Mali on Telemundo (Spanish-language television). One thing I noticed about Telemundo is that all the women in the advertisements seem to be really sexy. It makes me want to move to Mexico. The match, by the way, was a tie.
I got this e-mail from a reader today:
"I enjoyed reading your article on the web site of my local TV station. I'm glad you got the girl, but I noticed in the byline that you have no children; is this one more thing that you found out you were no good at?"
How do you suppose I should respond to that?