Wednesday, August 18, 2004

Gummy worms and drunken mayors

  • I have a lot of trouble accepting the idea that shooting is a sport. But, I suppose you've got to let Olympic shooters do what they want -- they're armed and they're really good shots.

  • My parents live near a major road and occasionally passers-by will dump trash in their yard. As yet, however, they've never had to deal with a naked former mayor.

  • 5-pound bag of gummy worms? Check.
    23-gallon can of tomato sauce? Check.
    Casket? Of course!

  • No relation. I can certainly relate to her goal of "being able to sleep past 5:30 a.m." though.

    Linus said...

    I am now officially a large fan of yours, sir.

    Well, tall, but thin. I hope that qualifies as large.

    Chris Cope said...

    I'm equally tall and thin, and quite large when compared to a toddler or domestic cat.