I have a lot of trouble accepting the idea that shooting is a sport. But, I suppose you've got to let Olympic shooters do what they want -- they're armed and they're really good shots.
My parents live near a major road and occasionally passers-by will dump trash in their yard. As yet, however, they've never had to deal with a naked former mayor.
5-pound bag of gummy worms? Check.
23-gallon can of tomato sauce? Check.
Casket? Of course!
No relation. I can certainly relate to her goal of "being able to sleep past 5:30 a.m." though.