Thursday, August 5, 2004

I didn't even have to use my AK

  • Today has been a pretty good day. I received a record number of page views and then got handed the shiny new Texas quarter when buying a sandwich.

  • And they say there are no good jobs out there.

  • "They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

  • Here's an equally strange quote: "You could hold up a dead mouse with a sign 'I love Bush' and we'd still probably think twice about stomping that mouse underfoot." -- Huh?

  • And on the subject of Bush, here's Will Ferrel reprising his impersonation of the president.

  • When thieving, it is good to first do a value judgment. You've got to weigh the benefits and risks. For example:
    Benefit = six-pack of Pepsi.
    Risk = More than 15 years in prison.

  • If I weren't at work right now, I would do an audio post just for this story, in which I would simply scream at the top of my lungs: "Ahhhhh!! Mad sheep! Mad sheep!"

  • My wife will be interested in this: Ralph Fiennes has been picked to play the character whose name we dare not speak in the next Harry Potter film.

  • I want this CD.
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