Today has been a pretty good day. I received a record number of page views and then got handed the shiny new Texas quarter when buying a sandwich.
And they say there are no good jobs out there.
"They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
Here's an equally strange quote: "You could hold up a dead mouse with a sign 'I love Bush' and we'd still probably think twice about stomping that mouse underfoot." -- Huh?
And on the subject of Bush, here's Will Ferrel reprising his impersonation of the president.
When thieving, it is good to first do a value judgment. You've got to weigh the benefits and risks. For example:
Benefit = six-pack of Pepsi.
Risk = More than 15 years in prison.
If I weren't at work right now, I would do an audio post just for this story, in which I would simply scream at the top of my lungs: "Ahhhhh!! Mad sheep! Mad sheep!"
My wife will be interested in this: Ralph Fiennes has been picked to play the character whose name we dare not speak in the next Harry Potter film.
I want this CD.