Wednesday, August 11, 2004

Post No. 101

  • This is my 101st post. To celebrate, tonight I will be drinking the last two beers in my fridge. Don't try to stop me, man. I'm crazy.

  • As I understand it, the reason Great Britain has not put forward an Olympic soccer (football) team is because to do so would mean that FIFA would require them to do the same. Thus Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland could not put forward their own teams in World Cup. Apparently they want to preserve their division.
    I'm not sure if this is true -- it's what my friend Adam told me and I am too lazy to research it myself.

  • It seems we've decided to forgo August and September and skip straight to October up here in Minnesota. Today's high temperature was 58 degrees (Fahrenheit). From my office window, I could see two small trees that appear to have already given up the fight and are starting to change color. Nooooooooooooo!

  • Zoom! A San Diego taxi operator's license has been issued to this guy.

  • A pipe bomb is a weapon of mass destruction in North Carolina. Look for North Carolinian weapons inspectors to be sent to Iraq.

  • As Dave Barry would say, now the bastards are using cats!

  • South Floridians have crabs.

  • Sometimes news stories offer a sentence that makes you say, "Well, duh."
    For example: "Investigators said alcohol was involved in the incident."

  • The people of Hastings, Neb., sure know how to party.
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