Thursday, August 19, 2004

The tutuists win

  • New weapon of terror: Men in tutus.
    The tutu-sporting bandit is Canadian Ron Bensimhon. He is the same fella who interrupted Michelle Kwan's program at the figure skating world championships this year. On his chest was painted a promotion for Golden Palace Casino -- the same people who this year have succeeded in sneaking streakers and spoliers into the Super Bowl, the EUFA soccer championships, the U.S. Open golf tournament, and just about every other major event you can think of. Clearly, these are the people who should be hunting for Osama bin Laden.

  • It's all fun and games until someone's crotch is set alight.

  • I have cancelled my vacation to Macomb County, Mich.

  • Worst. Composite. Sketch. Ever. Check out the picture on the right.

  • Meet China's hairy rock-and-roller.

  • You're probably aware that Google offers its search engine in a number of languages. Some of these language options are downright useful; for example: Spanish, or Welsh.
    Others... Uhm... not so much:
    Klingon.
    Pig Latin
    Hacker
    Elmer Fudd
    Swedish Chef
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