Wednesday, September 29, 2004


  • My quadriceps and hamstring muscles have hurt like the dickens today. My only guess is that bull riding is to blame. The only problem with this theory is that I don't remember doing any bull riding recently. Or, ever, for that matter.
    So, I must have been doing it in my sleep.

  • I found this article amusing. My (yet to be finished or published) novel is about a guy who falls in love with another of Britain's most crap towns -- Portsmouth.

  • Apparently Mt. St. Helen's is close to blowing up again, but who cares about that when the nation is facing a much greater crisis.

  • That Mt. St. Helen's thing, by the way -- Bill Clinton is to blame.

  • U.S. forces are paving the way for the 101st Disney Infantry. Send in Princess Jasmine Company!

  • Yipes: "According to the World Health Organization, about 45,000 people are murdered each year in Brazil."

  • That's nothing, however, compared to the 80,000 deer that are hit each year by Michigan drivers.

  • Grill! Broast! Grill! Broast! Grill! Blam.

  • Mmmm. Almost a week's worth of calories in one sandwich.

  • Here's what I was thinking about today: "Cop Rock." I don't know why I was thinking about it, but I was. Now you will be thinking of it, too.

  • Crazy peoples gots to stick together.

  • Strange but true fact: You cannot name your child Superman in Sweden.

  • Caffeine withdrawal is now a mental disorder.
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