I'll bet my friend Heidi is bemoaning the fact that she does not live in Cleveland.
Some people accuse Bush of being unnecessarily secretive and impertinent toward the rest of the world. That's just silly.
I think it goes without saying that Bill Clinton is to blame for this.
Here's some comforting airline news.
Aluminum siding is an aesthetic abomination. Thankfully, poetic justice is being served.
I spent about five minutes trying to think up some sort of comment (witty or otherwise) about this story. I got nothin'.
Time for dad to get a new job.