Writers I have been compared to: Dave Barry, Nick Hornby, Bill Bryson, and today, Lewis Grizzard. Go me.
There's really only one thing that separates me from those guys -- they have books.
I'm in a crappy mood today. Here's why.
I have chocolate ice cream in one hand and a piece of chocolate cake in the other. You can't have both. Which one do you want? For the love of Pete, it's not that hard to make a decision between two discernibly different things!
"Clare said Rabbit Hash is still the only community he knows of in the country to euthanize a public official."
I have cancelled my vacation to Vancouver.
I'll be going to Florida instead.
Somewhere in San Diego right now, there is a massive mariachi band looking for some new shirts.
Oh, and Meaghan: Ha ha ha ha ha ha (I'm sure I will regret this taunting shortly).