Wednesday, October 13, 2004

Your people killed Mama Cass

  • Have you ever sat through an episode of "Father of the Pride?" It's considerably better than I had thought. Inevitably, this means it will be cancelled. In an episode last night, a pig walks by the main character, Larry the Lion.
    "Your people killed Mama Cass!" Larry screams at the pig.
    Then he turns and explains to his son:
    "Mama Cass was a singer who choked to death on a ham sandwich."

  • Is your child a big loser? No? Then he needs a soccer helmet!

  • Maybe this seemed like a good idea at the time.

  • Finally, a reason to visit Cincinnati.

  • Minnesota; land of excitement.

  • Proof once again that Bush is fighting the wrong war. Hopefully he'll at least mention the War on Arachnids during tonight's debate.
  • 4 comments:

    Charlotte said...

    I knew there had to be a reason why I've been sticking it out in Cincinnati!!!

    Greg said...

    Rock n Roll and Beer Halls of Fame?

    Shoot, I've got friends who'd go on a 2-day trip for that and not come back for a week.

    Chris Cope said...

    Sadly, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is in Cleveland, but don't tell your friends. I'm sure Ohio is happy to see as many North Cackalackians as possible.

    Charlotte said...

    Cleveland isn't too far from Cincinnati...