Have you ever sat through an episode of "Father of the Pride?" It's considerably better than I had thought. Inevitably, this means it will be cancelled. In an episode last night, a pig walks by the main character, Larry the Lion.
"Your people killed Mama Cass!" Larry screams at the pig.
Then he turns and explains to his son:
"Mama Cass was a singer who choked to death on a ham sandwich."
Is your child a big loser? No? Then he needs a soccer helmet!
Maybe this seemed like a good idea at the time.
Finally, a reason to visit Cincinnati.
Minnesota; land of excitement.
Proof once again that Bush is fighting the wrong war. Hopefully he'll at least mention the War on Arachnids during tonight's debate.