In about an hour we'll start receiving election results from East Coast polling stations. It's all a formality, of course; Walt Brown has this one in the bag.
Meanwhile Blogger has set its phasers to maximum suck. It appears to be crapping out with the regularity of a grass-eating dog.
I hope that the five people involved got a chance to vote before this happened.
Number of election-related stories I've read in just the last hour: 20
Of course, none of this election stuff matters because we're all gonna die, anyway.
Next useless update at 7 p.m. CST