Why is it that British radio presenters tend to pronounce "texts" as "Texas?"
The day after the U.S. election, Canada's immigration website saw a record number of hits -- 64% of which came from the United States.
Perhaps they thought they were voting for a different Bush.
Look out. He's got a hedge trimmer and he's not afraid to use it.
If there's no Christmas this year, we'll know who to blame.
I think you might call these Cinderella boobies.
To Jim Belushi, Thanks for everything!
Michael Phelps appears to be handling fame well.
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