Thursday, December 30, 2004

Miles to go before I sleep

  • All I can think of is how much I want a nap. I am so tired.

  • Where else would you find a peeping Tom but on Hiscock Street.

  • Clearly, Hiscock Street needs a hotdog stand.

  • You know, New Year's just isn't New Year's without a drag queen or pirate wench.

  • Do you ever find yourself suddenly listening to the lyrics of lame pop songs that you hear every day? Today I heard this line in a Christina Aguilera song: "I see you lookin' at what you see."
    What the hell else would you be looking at?

  • Good name for a band: Smack Granny.

  • There are about 1,567,890,786 Irish jokes that can result from this story. Please leave yours in the comments field.

  • If this were the law in my neighborhood, most people would be going to jail Tuesday. Last year there were still decorations up in April.

  • "Ahhhhhhh!"
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    "Ahhhhhhh!!
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    "Ahhhhhh!!"
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    "Whoa. Is that it? Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!"
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