I neglected to properly dry my hair after showering this morning, so it was a block of ice when I got into my truck this morning. Just like in high school! Rock on.
When I got into work I felt I should track down and annoy AC. Her locker was right next to mine in high school. She was completely out of my league, but that didn't stop four years of pathetic attempts at flirting on my part. Bless her patient and sainted heart for not maiming me.
In connection with today's column, I had a reader ask me this rather odd question: "Just curious did you grow up near Chicago, go to catholic school or WERE catholic, and did u read MAD magazine regularly?"
No. No. No. Sadly, yes.
This is so strange.
But this is even more so.
"Too many macadamia nuts cause temporary paralysis in dogs' rear legs."
Man, it's probably a good thing I didn't know that when I was 13 years old.