Thursday, January 27, 2005

Breasts, What a Passion

  • "My wife and I were very shocked but we watched it until the end because we couldn't believe what we were seeing." Indeed. Because you couldn't believe what you were seeing. And you didn't want to waste £2.99, anyway.

  • Because my user tracking is toast, I had no idea until today that noisy ghost is back with another blog. Noisy, you will note is an actual writer, having actually been published, as opposed to me -- a faux-writer. I am a writer only because I say I am and no one has yet come along to break my fingers to prevent me from blogging such outrageous lies. Actually, that wouldn't do any good. I type with one finger and could likely jerry-rig a pencil or something to the cast. Or I could probably figure out how to type with other body parts -- especially when thinking about Jennifer Jason Leigh in "Hudsucker Proxy."

  • I wish this sort of legislation could gain traction. Sadly, not that many people under the age of 21 (or even under the age of 51, for that matter) tend to vote, by which time the issue is wholly irrelevant. They simply look back and think: "Man, glad I'm not that age anymore."

  • I am also glad am not 9 or 10 years old, else I would be in prison.

  • The football coach for Orlando, Fla.'s Jones High School has his work cut out for him when the school's athletic director -- the man who hired him -- offers this as an endorsement: "I'm not going to hold it against Mike what his forefathers did to us 400 years ago."
    Lucky Mike.
  • 1 comment:

    noisy ghost said...

    Thank you for the writer comments. I've had six shorts rejected in the last week, so it's nice to be reminded of the good times.