This will be of interest only to Esther, but I learned yesterday that Julie of "Julie Loves a Blender" fame has a kid. She and husband and kid are living in "a cozy cape cod style home in north fargo."
Julie and her husband share an e-mail address. Why do people do this? E-mail addresses are free. I still have six Gmail invites -- perhaps I will offer her one.
How to learn a language. Obviously, I suggest you learn this one.
This is my new favorite phrase: "To give a hot poultice for the Irish toothache." And this is my new favorite website.
Big gay airplane. That almost makes me want to fly somewhere.
"Like I was to blame, I'm worthless, a no-good mom or something" -- That's because you were, you are; you are. Nice hair, by the way.
On average, one person is murdered every day in Tijuana, Mexico. Call your tourist agent today. While you're there, be sure to purchase a leather hat.
Of course you're going to kill yourself when the police show up at your door -- that's a given. But you have to admire the ingenuity of this guy.
"Clement suffered slight burns to his mouth.." What?! I'm not even going to try to guess how that happened.
I think we all knew this guy in college (some of us were that guy).