Thursday, February 10, 2005

Julie loves a kinder

  • This will be of interest only to Esther, but I learned yesterday that Julie of "Julie Loves a Blender" fame has a kid. She and husband and kid are living in "a cozy cape cod style home in north fargo."
    Julie and her husband share an e-mail address. Why do people do this? E-mail addresses are free. I still have six Gmail invites -- perhaps I will offer her one.

  • How to learn a language. Obviously, I suggest you learn this one.

  • This is my new favorite phrase: "To give a hot poultice for the Irish toothache." And this is my new favorite website.

  • Big gay airplane. That almost makes me want to fly somewhere.

  • "Like I was to blame, I'm worthless, a no-good mom or something" -- That's because you were, you are; you are. Nice hair, by the way.

  • On average, one person is murdered every day in Tijuana, Mexico. Call your tourist agent today. While you're there, be sure to purchase a leather hat.

  • Of course you're going to kill yourself when the police show up at your door -- that's a given. But you have to admire the ingenuity of this guy.

  • "Clement suffered slight burns to his mouth.." What?! I'm not even going to try to guess how that happened.

  • I think we all knew this guy in college (some of us were that guy).
  • 2 comments:

    noisy ghost said...

    That was a pretty gross story about the guy with the chainsaw. Here's one thats right up your alley:

    http://edition.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe/02/07/WalesTesticles.reut/

    I'll give you a hint. It involves a drunk Welsh soccer fan and castration.

    Crystal said...

    After a bit of slap and tickle and giving a gentleman rocks, I prefer to dust the duvet rather than participate in parties taking place at the pig room.