Monday, March 21, 2005

Who the hell is Carl Edwards?

  • I had a rather frightening episode Sunday when I found myself intently watching NASCAR. I was able to shake myself free, but it was a scary moment. Must. Fight. White. Trash. Heritage.

  • Wow. They really care. Take a look at how my benevolent employer commemorated my birthday. Note the fact that my name is never used.

  • Blogger has been screwed to the hilt lately. I sense some sort of major rollout in the near future. I hope I don't end up having to pay for it. Or it could be that everything keeps going wonky because their servers are stretched too thin and they aren't doing anything about it.

  • What possible weapon can you use against a Satan turtle? A holy pan, of course.

  • Mmm, it's got that great Jesus smell.

  • So, wait. It's not candy?

    OldHorsetailSnake said...

    "...and they brought francincense, myrrh and bag balm, for his nuts were chafing."

    Abe Damato said...

    There are different opinions on this subject.