Today's technical errors come after a dream I had last night that I had successfully organized a campaign to get Biz Stone fired. I can't remember the reason for this campaign, perhaps because he is the only Blogger employee I know of, perhaps because his name is "Biz Stone." How is that a real name? From now on, call me Jax Granite.
A while ago, Vanessa informed me that cosmetology school is very difficult to get into. I have decided that this fact is at the heart of why some people chose to become journalists*.
Pope Benedict XVI once referred to rock music as "the vehicle of anti-religion."
Today is National High Five Day.
Delta Airlines is blaming high fuel costs for a quarterly loss of more than $1 billion. Does anyone actually believe that?
*W'hey! A rare "Chris bitches about work" item.
8 comments:
Chris, I feel your pain, I tried for a couple of hours to blo... I mean post my piece.
And actually it was partially about the new Pope. GMTA.
Have a good night my friend.
Hey, Bogger has always sucked for me ... I just wait until the next day to see my posts.
HOORAY IT IS FRIDAY!
And why isn't it called 'Bogger'? That looks freaking hilarious.*
*at six in the morning.
Regarding Delta:
Q. How do you become a millionaire?
A. Start out as a billionaire and start an airline.
15 years working in the airline industry tought me a thing or two...
Boy I would hate to be denied communism by the new Pope. But I guess it's in the cards, because I've got a Presley album.
8 Marks out of 10 for using y'all, sans, and yammering all in the same sentence. The decision of the judge is final.
By the way, are you wearing pajamas?
I can see how that airline can say they lost $50 million due to high fuel costs. But not $1 billion.
Otherwise I could blame my college loans on high fuel costs.
"Today is National High Five Day." --> Yes, the fives were sure flying high this day! I think they were even flying twice as high as the fours! Do you reckon they could be high on caffeine, Chris?
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