Today's technical errors come after a dream I had last night that I had successfully organized a campaign to get Biz Stone fired. I can't remember the reason for this campaign, perhaps because he is the only Blogger employee I know of, perhaps because his name is "Biz Stone." How is that a real name? From now on, call me Jax Granite.
A while ago, Vanessa informed me that cosmetology school is very difficult to get into. I have decided that this fact is at the heart of why some people chose to become journalists*.
Pope Benedict XVI once referred to rock music as "the vehicle of anti-religion."
Today is National High Five Day.
Delta Airlines is blaming high fuel costs for a quarterly loss of more than $1 billion. Does anyone actually believe that?
*W'hey! A rare "Chris bitches about work" item.