Here's a line that I had considered putting into my column this week (comes out Tuesday), but I eventually decided against:
"My wife is busily collecting enough romance novels to see us through The Millennium.*"
You know, I really don't remember ever linking to this picture, but apparently I did and at least one person a day finds my site whilst searching for it.
*I am referring, of course, to the 1000-year reign of peace mentioned in Rev. 20. But I figured that no one would get this, or, if they did, they wouldn't think it was particularly funny. There probably a whole lot of guys out there who, like me, spent time studying the Bible simply because they think that religious chicks are hot.