I have been informed that the air hockey community is very upset with a remark I made in a previous post (the remark has since been removed because I'm a wuss who doesn't particularly enjoy conflict).
Some of the comments I received:
"Your blog is disgusting."
"Shut down your blog now."
"Your comments will give others the wrong impression of our comparatively wholesome sport."
"...we find your message a case of Bloody Ignorance*."
Ignoring the irony and humor of my drawing the ire of the air hockey community, I extend to them a whole-hearted apology and suggest that they explore one of the other 36 million blogs that currently exist on Ye Olde Internet.
Indeed, I extend the same invitation to any of you who may take offense with my blatant pro-Welsh leanings and links to stories about bathtub cheese. This is not journalism. Although I work for the Global Media Conspiracy I make no claim to be upholding the standards of truth, integrity and fairness on this insignificant corner of the Internet.
If you are easily offended by strong language or concepts you should click away now. You may also want to shut off your computer and board up your home, because there are far ruder people than me out there.
I'm just shocked that this has happened. Why, some of my best friends are in the air hockey community. Besides, everybody knows that the real threat comes from people who are into curling.
*Good name for a band: Bloody Ignorance