You know, I was thinking that today was a pretty good day, until I realized that it's Thursday and not Friday, as I had thought.
"A lot of people saw the movie 'Twister,' in which the characters put themselves in harm's way to chase tornadoes. That's not what storm spotters do..."
A lot of people also saw "Navy SEALs," in which Charlie Sheen shot a terrorist bloke in the head using a one-handed shot from the hip with an assault rifle. That's not what storm spotters do, either.
Random memory: Silverchair. They're the band that reinforces my theory that no good music comes from Australia.
Just stop it, you evil bastard.
Google will now allow you to upload video.