Wednesday, May 25, 2005

The blog is feeling rough

Of course, yesterday was my blog's birthday. Today it is very hungover after having gone out and gotten very drunk. There have been several uncomfortable glances today as it tries to ignore the fact that it woke up this morning sandwiched between my wife and me. It has no idea what happened after triple shooters at Psycho Suzi's.

"What the hell happened?" it keeps muttering into the toilet amid dry heaves, watching the water ripple in response to its pained whispering. Isn't the water pretty? It looks so cool and peaceful. The blog wants to just stick its head into the peaceful cool water of the toilet; disappear from the physical and emotional discomfort that has risen from so much alcohol. It's only going to get worse when the pictures are developed.

Anyway, that is the reason I don't have a proper post today. It has nothing to do with my watching a soccer match.

5 comments:

Charlotte said...

I had a similar experience on my first birthday as well...

Chris Cope said...

Indeed. My first birthday must have been a wild one, because I don't remember it all.

OldHorsetailSnake said...

I looked at the Psycho Suzi pictures, and offer the following diagnosis:

You are ill because you went to one of those places that think pineapple is good for you.

Isn't.

Dave Morris said...

Chris, you're lucky it's dry heaves. There is nothing harder to remove from carpet than blomit.

;-) Have a good "morning after."

Thomas said...

Man, your blog is so hype to party with. You should be proud Chris.