Of course, yesterday was my blog's birthday. Today it is very hungover after having gone out and gotten very drunk. There have been several uncomfortable glances today as it tries to ignore the fact that it woke up this morning sandwiched between my wife and me. It has no idea what happened after triple shooters at Psycho Suzi's.
"What the hell happened?" it keeps muttering into the toilet amid dry heaves, watching the water ripple in response to its pained whispering. Isn't the water pretty? It looks so cool and peaceful. The blog wants to just stick its head into the peaceful cool water of the toilet; disappear from the physical and emotional discomfort that has risen from so much alcohol. It's only going to get worse when the pictures are developed.
Anyway, that is the reason I don't have a proper post today. It has nothing to do with my watching a soccer match.