Ooh, Proms. This is the summer-long series of classical music performances that culminate in an over-the-top display of rarely seen British patriotism that was recently toned down by pansy boy American Leonard Slatkin. Maybe new conductor Paul Daniel will bring it all back in force, encouraging the nation to again think of itself as "the dread and envy of them all."*
Either way, one of my biggest personal goals at the moment is to be there in the wane of summer 2006; if not Promming at Albert Hall at least part of the park festivities. My level of excitement for this event is ridiculous. I'm going to wrap myself in a Union Jack. I have already taught myself all the words to "Land of Hope and Glory." My wife is already embarrassed.
Quick, what is the funniest animal? For my money, it's got to be the goat. Even the name "goat" is funny.
Grand Rapids, Mich., is the number of the beast.
Some people have too much time on their hands.
"There have been 10 fatal crashes along Columbus highways since December from drivers traveling the wrong way." The hell? How hard is it to tell that you are on the wrong side of the road?!
Oh, wait. OK, that explains it.
"Everyone makes their own choices and that was not a good choice."
I'll bet I can think of another judge that Tom DeLay doesn't like. The judge has basically said that Lynndie (The darlin' gal of Abu Ghraib) is too dumb to plead guilty. Yeesh, doesn't this judge know that people with speech impediments and learning difficulties are always the ones masterminding systematic torture?
*It's a line from "Rule Britannia."