Random conversation that might occur if I had a harem and we all lived in Baltimore:
"Which one of us is it gonna be tonight, hon? The rest of us is goin' down to the Coughing Rabbit to see Dokken."
"Geez. Dokken is still around?"
"OK. Well how about Jeanie?"
"Oh, don't know about that, hon. She was really looking forward to this one. She's been drinking MGD since noon. You know, to get ready for the show. What about Dana? She's in right smart heat."