Monday, May 23, 2005

Oh, she was nursing it alright!

  • I found this sketch today. I found it in the process of looking for this sketch.

  • I finally got around to seeing "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" on Friday and it was better than I had anticipated. It was a completely different story than the book of the same name, but if you accept that you will not be seeing a film version of your favorite book, it's funny enough.
    I also saw "Drumline" (it was on TNT, they know drama) this weekend. It was even worse than I could have imagined. The main character is in a marching band and he can't read music. Argh. And, stupidly, it made me melancholy for the days when I dreamed of being a member of Florida A&M's Marching 100. Strangely, the Marching 100 does not have a website (at least, not one that's been touched in the last eight years), but my high school marching band does.

  • Good on you, BBC workers.

  • Hey, anyone wanna give me $1,000? I want to take a language course.

  • "(Third-grade students) took the pledge to make the Blackstone swimmable and fishable by 2015." I think it would be funny to hold them accountable to this pledge: "I don't care if you're in the middle of college. You promised to clean up this damned river!"

  • "One of the individuals perceived his arm to be a roast beef sandwich and started chewing on his arm."

  • Someday I hope to be so famous that people make up words to describe me. Unputdownable?
  • 3 comments:

    OldHorsetailSnake said...

    I might join you in that language course. Someday Welsh might be as valuable as Esperanto.

    James said...

    To be fair to Esperanto, it's got Bill going for it.

    Bradford Bedford said...

    What it could be useful for?