Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Sorry, Ladies, You Missed Your Chance

Here it is: My latest column, in which I expose a deep, dark male secret. OK, not really that much of a secret. Please forward it to all your friends, family and the ex-girlfriends who can't make it a day without thinking about you.

5 comments:

OldHorsetailSnake said...

That's a great column, Chris.

I never wanted my ex-girlfriends to remember me. I wasn't much good at anything. Even Emma Carrbridge wouldn't have cared much if I took back my Jimmy Dickens records.

sexylovepit's mom said...

What a great column, Chris! Let us know when your book comes out. You can come to Texas for a book signing. You have a fan club down here.

Astrid said...

I really like your column, Chris! So is this really published in a paper or magazine or only on the Net? And how do you even come up with a name like Emma Carrbridge, is she based on someone real or are you gonna have to kill me if you tell!?!?

Chris Cope said...

The column is published only online, on all of the sites on this list. And Carrbridge is a small village in Scotland. My friend, Shiona, used to live there.

Astrid said...

Wow, awesome, so I sorta "know" a celebrity!!! Pretty cool and I feel pretty damn pride!