Tuesday, June 21, 2005

God also hates donuts with peanuts on them

  • This is probably the most kick-ass story I've seen in a while. My mother-in-law is hardcore Mormon and I can guarantee you she has an idea of how an 11-year-old boy could survive for almost five days on his own in the wilderness.
    I liked this element: "(A)fter getting some food and water, and asking for his parents, the next thing (Brennan) wanted to do was play video games on a rescuer's cell phone."

  • This site would be funny if they weren't serious. Maybe God is British, and when he said he hates fags he was actually talking about something else. What do you suppose are some other things God hates?

  • Like everyone and their uncle, I have decided to do one of those 100 Things lists. In an effort to keep myself from slipping into a self-involved coma, I am only doing five at a time.

  • Someone put one of these fliers up in one of the men's room stalls at the headquarters of my benevolent employer. It gives me the heebie-jeebies, but I don't want to be the uncool guy to tear it down.

  • Michael Jackson toast.

  • Here are some interesting facts about David Wilkins, the new U.S. ambassador to Canada: "His first and only trip (to Canada) was in the 1970s when he was in the army Reserve. Wilkins also doesn't speak French, although he did take three years of the language in college."
    Apparently we care a lot about Canada. And apparently I am qualified to be U.S. ambassador to Spain.

  • Congratulations, London -- you're No. 3!

  • Yeah, privatization has turned out really well, hasn't it? Train companies are seeing the number of customers increase, so instead of expanding and/or improving service they want to punish those customers. Huh?

  • No relation.

  • Oh, man. Isn't this is how the first World War got started?
  • 5 comments:

    Astrid said...

    I wonder whether Michael Jackson Toast tastes better with butter or without?

    OldHorsetailSnake said...

    Well, we know God hates you and me because he has unleashed the moquitoes again.

    Sometimes He is so vexatious I doubt he has time for Sodomites anymore.

    Jenny said...

    London has to be outrageously expensive and have rubbish transport or we wouldn't have anything to talk about at parties.

    Chris Cope said...

    You could talk about the dirt -- the way your feet are black at the end of the day if you wear sandals and the black stuff that comes out when you blow your nose.

    Dave Morris said...

    Yet another segment of the population that God hates. Wow, sounds like He needs therapy. Or a better publicity agent.