There are some really great crap TV programs on the air this summer. In addition to "Hit Me Baby One More Time"* there is also "Dancing with the Stars."
Have you seen this show?
Watching Evander Holyfield attempt to dance the jive was comedy gold. I am convinced that the entire program was conceived with the purpose of making John O'Hurley appear to be the most talented man in America.
Man, those Chinese are crazy/ignorant. I sure am glad I live in the United States, where we never come up with stupid ideas in response to social problems.
"She said she spends most of the day in bed and takes quite a bit of medicine." -- Sounds like a good weekend to me.
Quote of the week: "Oh, I put something on him, baby."
Crazy dancing bear gif.
*My wife was convinced that Vernon Kay is Scottish. When I pointed out that he is, in fact, from Bolton, she asked: "Is that close to Scotland?"
ME: "Well. In relative terms, yes. Bolton is closer to Scotland than, say, Madrid."
HER: "OK. Because he sounds Scottish."