Friday, June 17, 2005

Support our troops

  • Random IM conversation:
    ME: I'd like to see John Travolta take (Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes) on a plane ride and have them get confused for terrorists and be shot down.
    ME: I'd sure as hell get one of those "Support Our Troops" stickers then.
    CO-WORKER: Send them on a USO tour to Tikrit.
    CW: Throw their bound bodies out of a Humvee.
    ME: I like sending them on a USO tour.
    ME: When Tom Cruise gets shot up, they can read back his theories on modern medicine to him.
    CW: "We'd love to give you some Demerol, Tom, but we don't want to dope you up and turn you into a zombie like Brooke Shields."

  • If the KKK had interns: "No dummy, peanut butter doesn't burn! Stop putting it on the crosses!"
    Actually, they probably have that problem, anyway, with long-standing members.

  • Sometimes I want to tell people that my name is Abakash Dinistr. When they look at me funny, I will shout: "Do you have a problem with my name?! How dare you besmirch the Dinistr family name!"
    No, I'm lying. I've never wanted to do that.

  • This post was worthless.
  • 6 comments:

    OldHorsetailSnake said...

    You said it.

    bleddyn said...

    not worthless, every point of view is worth considering.

    Plus, I'll think that a few people agree with you on a couple of points. Tom and Katie being one...

    bastard (not jealous, just gutted i didn't get to her first)

    Curly said...

    Btw - bleddyn didn't say that, I did. just using his comp and am a little under the influence.

    Chris Cope said...

    I applaud your being under the influence, Curly. You shouldn't be any other way.

    Astrid said...

    "Sometimes I want to tell people that my name is Abakash Dinistr. When they look at me funny, I will shout: "Do you have a problem with my name?! How dare you besmirch the Dinistr family name!"
    No, I'm lying. I've never wanted to do that." --> Well, I can Cope with Chris, Chris Cope that is, but Dinistr, Abakash Dinistr, sounds a bit too sinister!!!

    Chris Cope said...

    Very close, Astrid. "dinistr" means "destruction" in Welsh.