Random IM conversation:
ME: I'd like to see John Travolta take (Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes) on a plane ride and have them get confused for terrorists and be shot down.
ME: I'd sure as hell get one of those "Support Our Troops" stickers then.
CO-WORKER: Send them on a USO tour to Tikrit.
CW: Throw their bound bodies out of a Humvee.
ME: I like sending them on a USO tour.
ME: When Tom Cruise gets shot up, they can read back his theories on modern medicine to him.
CW: "We'd love to give you some Demerol, Tom, but we don't want to dope you up and turn you into a zombie like Brooke Shields."
If the KKK had interns: "No dummy, peanut butter doesn't burn! Stop putting it on the crosses!"
Actually, they probably have that problem, anyway, with long-standing members.
Sometimes I want to tell people that my name is Abakash Dinistr. When they look at me funny, I will shout: "Do you have a problem with my name?! How dare you besmirch the Dinistr family name!"
No, I'm lying. I've never wanted to do that.
This post was worthless.