Tuesday, July 19, 2005

100 Things: 16-20

1-5 ~ 6-10 ~ 11-15

16) The city of Victoria, Texas, does not have any sort of tribute to one of its more famous native sons, Stone Cold Steve Austin. I know this because I once drove 100 miles out of my way to check.

17) The first full beer I ever had in my life was given to me by John Carroll Lynch.

18) I still don't know what I want to be when I grow up.

19) I hate my teeth. They are crooked and make me embarrassed to talk to people. But I am equally embarrassed to admit that I am this vain. I am trapped in a vicious cycle of wanting my teeth straightened while wanting to pretend that I am comfortable with my looks. Sometimes I hope that I will take a terrific spill on my bike and that reconstructive surgery will be required. If I am really lucky, the accident will also break my crooked nose, with which I am equally unhappy.

20) I spent most of my childhood lamenting the fact that I am not black.


OldHorsetailSnake said...

You got crooked teeth and you can't even grow a black beard. You must really be gene-poor.

Thomas said...

John Carroll Lynch was awesome in Gothika.

Jenny said...

Perhaps the wonky teeth thing is why you're such an anglophile. We all have crooked teeth here, even the PM.

Dave Morris said...

You vain, self-centered man.

Okay, just kidding. I want to get veneer finishes for my front teeth, they've never looked good. I also hate my chin. Damn my chin.

Bike accident? Hmmm. Now you've got me thinking.

Chris Cope said...

And the great thing about a bike accident is that the surgery cost would be covered by insurance.