Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Katie Holmes Has The Right Idea

Woo-ha! My latest column is out and I'm pretty sure Thomas will approve, as will these guys. And if Astrid continues her trend of reading my column over breakfast, I suggest French toast sticks to go with this one.

11 comments:

OldHorsetailSnake said...

Well, I don't know, Chris. It sounds like Katie's chaperone also knows what she's doing. It's just that Katie doesn't.

Greg said...

I know it's old news, but I don't feel like searching through your history for a possible post you may have made about these two lists:

1. BBC's 100 Greatest Britons
2. Channel 4's 100 Worst Britons

With the first list, I definitely see a few problems - JK Rowling above JRR Tolkien, and the inclusion of Alexander Fleming but not Ian Fleming. What are your thoughts?

Greg said...

ps. it seems Scientologist = Jedi

Dave Morris said...

Your idea is great, I'll bet you could make money starting a business called "Rent-a-chaperone."

I really enjoyed your column!

Chevy said...

cute column...
and regarding "kate", i am convinced she was replaced by a robot by the scientologists, just like in stepford wives...
fox even reported on her "missing days"...
(you probably didn't want this to turn into a katie discussion, but thought i would mention it anyways)...

Chris Cope said...

The comments discussion can go in any way it likes, Sarah. As long as it doesn't run into a discussion of how much I suck -- I'm already well enough aware of that topic.

Curly said...

I like the way that you started by being angry at terrorists, then your co-workers and finally venting everything towards Katie!

It's nice when there's someone around like that to let your anger out on! I'm sure your co-workers are much happier for you choosing Holmes too!

Greg - I think you've stumbled across a winning formula!

Thomas said...

Chris, your column was so good that I think it should appear every Tuesday. Instead of every other Tuesday.

Astrid said...

Haha.. sure, printing it out as I write, will read it first thing tomorrow morning!!! I am not sure about the meaning of French toast, but will French croissants do too?

Astrid said...

I laughed so much that the food fell from my mouth this morning, Chris. And I need no chaperone to tell me that you are an extremely funny fellow, my favorite columnist ever, and that I really want to read your column every other Tuesday!!!

Chris Cope said...

I'm glad you liked it, Astrid.