Monday, July 11, 2005

Why, Ms. Paltrow, are you trying to seduce me?

  • Ouch. I hate it when that happens.

  • I had a dream last night that Gwyneth Paltrow had the hots for me. This was much better than the dream in which Oscar Wilde was hitting on me. I have a lot of dreams about celebrities, now that I think about it. Most of the time, though, the celebrities are a major disappointment.
    I have had a number of dreams in which I am trying to help a celebrity accomplish a simple task (make their plane on time, change a tire on their car, etc.) and they turn out to be woefully incompetent. I wonder what this means.

  • I want a T-shirt with this picture on it.
    (Found here)

  • Good question: "I have a very important question. How high is South Fork River supposed to get tonight?" Mays asked the 911 operator.

  • "A truck hauling hay caught on fire... The driver tried to put out the fire by using the wind and swerving going down the freeway."

  • Mash-up songo. I just like it.

  • Afe from Australia commented on my blog over the weekend. This marks the first time (I think) that I have heard from someone in Australia.

    Curly said...

    Ringing 911 and asking for help in a round-about kind of way! What a polite guy! Imagine him stuck in a house fire..

    "Excuse me, erm, I don't mean to take up your precious time but how much of my house has to burn down before I can trouble you for a fire engine? Don't worry, I won't need it for long"

    Lucy said...

    Ouch. That Stripes/JayZ bastard has raped my poor innocent ears.

    Chris Cope said...

    I apologize to your ears, Lucy.

    OldHorsetailSnake said...

    "...the best thing to do is stay on dry land." Duh.

    Thanks for the National Archives link. Will go back when I have more time.

    Afe said...

    Hey. I'm the first Aussie. Hooray.

    I had some weird sex dream the other night, and Lenny Kravitz was there.


    Chris Cope said...

    Was he asking if you were going to go his way?