Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Ass kicking, Canuck style

  • Canada is getting ready to fuck some shit up with Denmark. What kind of fight would that be? I think Canada would win, but they would be very polite and apologetic about it. Denmark would agree things had gotten out of hand and would offer up loads and loads of absurd pornography as a peace offering.

  • All day I have been wasting time trying to work special ALT characters into my e-mails: My name is ©H®¡$ ÇØP€

  • Today I signed up for PayPal and I noticed this in the privacy information:
    "Pursuant to section 326 of the USA PATRIOT Act, the U.S. Department of the Treasury and the Securities and Exchange Commission require PayPal Funds to obtain, verify, and record the following information for each investor... : Name; Address; Date of Birth (for individuals); Tax identification number (Social Security number for individuals or employer identification number for businesses)."
    I find that disconcerting. Thanks to the Patriot Act, the United States government is keeping track of my sending cash to some Welsh bloke for soccer tickets. Yeesh. Could America be more creepy?
    Oh, wait. Forget I asked.

  • Yeah, that song confuses me, too.

    OldHorsetailSnake said...

    We need to send Pat Robertson to mediate the dispute between Canada and Denmark. He's such a deep thinker I'm sure he can figure out the answer (shoot somebody).

    Thomas said...

    It is because of the all the Welsh terrorists who want to break away from England, Chris.

    Dave Morris said...

    Gwen Stefani... such a piece of work. I used to date a girl who had a sexual crush on Gwen. I didn't quite know how to take that, most guys would be happy. But sometimes I wondered if she didn't fantasize about Gwen during our action.

    Still, not a wholly bad thing.