Not surprisingly, I suppose, the English tabloids are calling for the firing of England's Sven-Goran Eriksson. Somewhere in Southampton at this very moment, Clive Woodward is rubbing his hands together in glee.
All over Texas, paranoid survivalist right-wing nutjobs are shitting themselves.
Dumbest radio phrase I can think of at the moment: Mandatory Metallica.
Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney is an idiot.
"This is a group of people who are literally coming from flooded areas. They are wet, and they only have the clothes that they are wearing," Romney said Thursday about a group of Katrina evacuees being brought to the Bay State.
Ignoring the cliché use of "literally" (are they metaphorically coming from flooded areas?), what kind of idiot is he to think, "they are wet?" Wet? Wet?! Romney, you stupid disconnected moron.
Nooooooooo! Groin injury? Apparently Charlotte is a little rough on him.