A co-worker today was asking me when I will be back from the UK, so he could schedule some vacation days.
"Well, if I come back, my first day would be Oct. 17," I said.
"If you come back?"
"Yeah. I think it's important that I always be prepared for the possibility that they will make me king."
More proof that Wayne Rooney is a punk.
I learned from experience Monday that if a mouse darts out from beneath the stove and runs over my foot, I will shout very loudly: "Dadgumit!!!"*
I find it amusing that with all the profanity I use on a daily basis, it does not come naturally. Anyway, several traps have been set out. I hate meeses to pieces.
Macalester College, which is just down the street from my apartment, is home to the second-worst football team of all time. This should surprise no one. The only surprise is that Macalester even has a football team. It would appear that the Scots are continuing the tradition -- they have lost their first three games this season.
*Apparently I am Yosemite Sam.