You may remember my being sick two weeks ago. I got better for about two days but now I'm sick again. So, I did that dumb thing of trying to self-diagnose by searching my symptoms on Web MD. I have tuberculosis.
It may be worse, actually. Dogs can smell cancer, apparently, so I may have testicular cancer.
Sheep + rugby players = fun
Maybe too much fun with sheep is to blame for Wales' poor performance Friday. They beat Fiji, but only just barely. At half-time, Wales were down 0-7. That's hardly the play you'd expect from the reigning Six Nations champions and it has put me in a pissy mood, especially since I know things in my sports world will not improve Sunday when the Vikings go against the Giants.
Yipes. What a horrible, horrible way to come into the world.
Let's all raise a toast to the informed voters of Riverside, Calif., who this week elected a prisoner to their school board. The best guess as to why they did this: His name was at the top of the ballot.
Not sure the point of this.
*Note that USA Today has slugged the story "geezer-blog" in their URL.
3 comments:
I think parents could make the blue ball-page a punishment:
"Now if you don't empty your plate, you have to sit in front of your computer and watch the blue ball-screen for an an hour."
"No, mommy, PLEASE don't make me watch that screen for a whole hour. I'll eat everything and then I will brush my teeth and peacefully go to bed! I promise!"
It's okay AP ignored me. I got interviewed recently by AARP, and I didn't mention the Associated Press, either.
Can journalists REALLY get away with the use of the word 'Gotten' in an article? As in:-
"..Hale may have gotten votes because he was at the top of the ballot."
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