You may remember my being sick two weeks ago. I got better for about two days but now I'm sick again. So, I did that dumb thing of trying to self-diagnose by searching my symptoms on Web MD. I have tuberculosis.
It may be worse, actually. Dogs can smell cancer, apparently, so I may have testicular cancer.
Sheep + rugby players = fun
Maybe too much fun with sheep is to blame for Wales' poor performance Friday. They beat Fiji, but only just barely. At half-time, Wales were down 0-7. That's hardly the play you'd expect from the reigning Six Nations champions and it has put me in a pissy mood, especially since I know things in my sports world will not improve Sunday when the Vikings go against the Giants.
Yipes. What a horrible, horrible way to come into the world.
Let's all raise a toast to the informed voters of Riverside, Calif., who this week elected a prisoner to their school board. The best guess as to why they did this: His name was at the top of the ballot.
Not sure the point of this.
*Note that USA Today has slugged the story "geezer-blog" in their URL.