Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Get mail from the Copes!

UPDATE: THIS OFFER IS NO LONGER VALID. THERE ARE NO CARDS LEFT.

As it turns out, the child bride and I have five more Christmas cards than we have actual friends.

This oversight on my part means opportunity for you!

The first five people to e-mail me (over there in the sidebar) a snail-mail address will be sent a Christmas card featuring a nauseatingly cute picture of the child bride and me!

As an added bonus, I will have to lick the envelope to seal it, thus sending you enough genetic information to build a clone army!

Christmas wishes and your own private army! What more could you ask for?! E-mail me now!

UPDATE: THERE ARE NO CARDS LEFT.

9 comments:

Huw said...

*punches air*

Wooo Yeah! I got me a card! Too slow, fools!

Goo said...

yaaaaaaaaaaay! i want one!! i won't maturbate to the photo, i promise! ...no really, i swear!

mona said...

are there any left or am i too late?? if not I claim one!! :)
I love cards

Chris Cope said...

You get the last one, Mona. Just e-mail me a real address to post it to.

jay are said...

oh great. an email short and a dollar late.
Have a great Christmas........

Anonymous said...

What if we assumed we belong on the list proper?

Afe said...

But what about... ah, fuck it.

Chris Cope said...

You may actually be on the list proper, Anon. Especially if your name is Adam, Sara, or my brother. I realized on Monday that a handful of cards had been sitting in my bag while I was in Texas.

bryan torre said...

yes! he shoots, he scores.
a clone army shall be mine.