UPDATE: THIS OFFER IS NO LONGER VALID. THERE ARE NO CARDS LEFT.
As it turns out, the child bride and I have five more Christmas cards than we have actual friends.
This oversight on my part means opportunity for you!
The first five people to e-mail me (over there in the sidebar) a snail-mail address will be sent a Christmas card featuring a nauseatingly cute picture of the child bride and me!
As an added bonus, I will have to lick the envelope to seal it, thus sending you enough genetic information to build a clone army!
Christmas wishes and your own private army! What more could you ask for?! E-mail me now!
UPDATE: THERE ARE NO CARDS LEFT.