Dancing the polka with Miss El Cajon
Do you like to see the Baby Jesus cry? Is that it, you sick bastard????(In case you don't get any actual hate mail, you can use this.)
Bravo Chris, your column was both entertaining and informative. One question though. You must tell me, why is this statement at the bottom: Chris Cope is married, with no children. His column... Hmmm that's weird. Also, I realize now that I should save and cherish that Christmas card you sent me (thank you btw) just incase you do get famous, I can sell it on ebay. A funny thing about your card... its uncanny how almost everyone who looks at the gazillion Christmas cards displayed on my living room table will pick up or comment about your card, out of all other choices. I'm not quite sure why it stands out. Most of my friends' comments are "What a cute couple" and "Who are they?", in which case I say that it is my X girlfriend from way back when, and her new husband.Thanx again :)
I'm glad you got the card, Goo. And I'm sure that my ultra-conservative Mormon mother-in-law would appreciate your telling people that her daughter is your ex.
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