Tuesday, December 20, 2005

It's a trick

  • Sometimes the child bride seems so wonderful to me and some part of my brain clicks on and says: "She's trying to lure you into a false sense of security."
    This makes no sense. Why would she try to dupe me? I have no money, I have no insurance, and I have no inheritance.
    Please help to come up with a viable conspiracy theory as to why my wife is nice to me.

  • People who will be receiving Christmas cards from the child bride and me: Huw, Heather, Goo, Mona (as soon as she e-mails me her address), and a fella named Rob who lives in Washington state. Your clone army DNA is on the way, kids!

  • God bless America. The disturbing elements in this video are myriad:
    - When people are shooting at the cars, it's clear that a number of shooters are off by at least 25 yards.
    - When the cars blow up, people keep shooting.
    - The 8-year-old girl (guessing on that age) who unleashes hellfire.

  • National Security Agency for kids.

  • Spot the guy who really, really needs a life.
  • 10 comments:

    Thomas said...

    A little peeved that you didn't call when you were in Texas...

    Afe said...

    The child bride is using you for sex. Simple as that. You are a sexy man. The sooner you come to terms with it, the sooner you will understand your place in this world.

    heatherfeather said...

    i think it's cuz you're funny. and chicks can't resist funny.

    S said...

    maybe it is your swarthy good looks?



    p.s. that video must include members on the A-Team taking part. They couldn't hit the broad side of a barn either.

    Omega said...

    The Child Bride is actually an international hitwoman who settled down for a life in the burbs. But if you see David Carradine snooping around, time to book.

    (Just ask her about the five-point palm exploding heart technique first. That's the poo.)

    mona said...

    I get a card-nananana
    oh and for the dude with no life...is it the guy who drove all that way to disrupt a strangers mail, or is it the fact that the stranger in question was dumb enough to keep chatting? As far as I'm concerned, all you gotta do is click on the little red x on the top right corner....
    and I agree with Afe!

    Curly said...

    I watched a programme called "Rich Boys Toys" the other night, one guy in Texas owned a whole army of tanks which he drove round and blew things up with - I want to go to Texas.

    Dave Morris said...

    I just can't decide what to think about that shooting video.

    The child-bride is only interested in your mind. Why so skeptical? ;)

    Chris Cope said...

    I'm inclined to go with O's theory. If the child bride is just in it for the sex, she doesn't have to be nice, she just has to be there.

    Geraint Criddle said...

    I'm sorry, Chris, but your country fucking scares me...

    Gobeithio y byddi din Gymro cyn hir ;-)