Sometimes the child bride seems so wonderful to me and some part of my brain clicks on and says: "She's trying to lure you into a false sense of security."
This makes no sense. Why would she try to dupe me? I have no money, I have no insurance, and I have no inheritance.
Please help to come up with a viable conspiracy theory as to why my wife is nice to me.
People who will be receiving Christmas cards from the child bride and me: Huw, Heather, Goo, Mona (as soon as she e-mails me her address), and a fella named Rob who lives in Washington state. Your clone army DNA is on the way, kids!
God bless America. The disturbing elements in this video are myriad:
- When people are shooting at the cars, it's clear that a number of shooters are off by at least 25 yards.
- When the cars blow up, people keep shooting.
- The 8-year-old girl (guessing on that age) who unleashes hellfire.
National Security Agency for kids.
Spot the guy who really, really needs a life.