Dancing the polka with Miss El Cajon
"You're gonna see some freaky shit! Oh, sorry, still not got this potty training thing worked out..."
Sounds like a swell party!!! Can I come? I'll bring a bottle of red wine or I mean hot milk.
And Chris, weren't you the fellow who couldn't really picture himself with children? Well, this must be a sign you are absolutely WRONG, coz I think you'd be great at throwing big and fun children's parties and I bet you'll be the dad of which everyone thinks he's hip and cool! I can hear the children speak all ready: "Oh, mom, can I please go over and play at Chris and Rachel's, they are so cool!!!"
"Lay one on me, Gang, just for your buddy, ol' Wolfman Jack."
He has a big following...http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2005/06/22/PH2005062201096.jpg(note to self - that would look much better once you learn how to hyperlink)
I laughed my ass off and now I have nowhere to sit. And no way to shit.
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