Behold! I have the Cutest Niece in America. Quite possibly, she is the cutest niece in all the Western Hemisphere.
I kind of ruin the picture by being in it. Uncle Chris needs to get a haircut.
The Cutest Niece in America's parents are expecting yet another child, which will mean a house packed with four kids. That's a lot of kids, man. Perhaps the Cutest Niece in America can be leased out to the child bride and me for a while. We would claim her as our own.