Spanish kids have opened their presents, we're all nursing our Twelfth Night hangovers, and the holiday season is officially over. Fortunately, there is still cause for celebration -- Saturday is Crystal's birthday. Happy birthday Crystal.
Can we please deport Pat Robertson? Preferably to an uninhabited island off the coast of Alaska.
It's not Sharon's being 77 years old and obese that has put him in such ill health but his attempts to, you know, get along with people, according to good ol' Pat. You make me hurt, Pat.
Mmm, tastes like burning.
"A souvenir poster featuring the C.F. Payne illustration, along with 'Who Dey,' printed in both English and Chinese, goes on sale Friday."
Random co-worker IM conversation:
CW1: i want to go to narnia
CW2: check your wardrobe.
ME: You can go to North Dakota, which has a similar-sounding name.
CW1: i always tried to push through my closet when i was a kid. it never worked.
ME: Although, if you are expecting to see Christ-like lions in North Dakota, I think you'll be disappointed.
CW2: they do, however, have plenty of ice queens and fauns.
CW2: and snow.
CW1: i want a unicorn
ME: I got yer unicorn, honey.